never ending sardar jokes..

this was sent to me by a friend of mine..
read and njoy..

Interviewer: what is your birth date?
Sardar: 13th October Which year? Sardar: Oye ullu ke pathe _ _ _ EVERY YEAR

Manager asked to sardar at an interview Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it?
Sardar replyed: -P-O-S-T-B-O-X.

Teacher to Sardar: Write your best friend's name in English. Sardar wrote: ' Beautiful Red Underware'
Teacher: What?
Sardar: His name is Sundar Lal Chaddi

After returning back from a foreign trip, sardar asked his wife, Do I look like a foreigner? Wife: No! Why?
Sardar: In London a lady asked me Are you a foreigner?

One tourist from U.S.A. asked to Sardar: Any great man born in this village???
Sardar: no sir, only small Babies!!!

Lecturer: write a note on Gandhi Jayanthi
So Sardar writes, "Gandi was a great man, but I don't know who is Jayanthi.

Sardar was doing experiment with cockroach, first he cut it's one leg and told WALK. WALK. Cockroach walked. Then he cut it's second leg and told the same. Cockroach walked. Then cut the third leg and did the same. At last he cut it's fourth leg and ordered it walk! But cockroach didn't walk. Suddenly sardar said loudly, "I found it. If we cut cockroach's four legs, it becomes deaf.

On a political rally sardar was arrested. Why??? A woman journalist walking with a badge wrote "PRESS" and He did it..


Sardar went in a hotel. To wash hands he went to the washbasin. There he started washing the basin. Seeing this, the manager asked what was he doing. Sardar pointed towards the board "WASH BASIN"

When sarda r was traveling with his wife in an auto, the driver adjusted mirror. Sardar shouted, "You are trying to see my wife? Sit back. I will drive.

cheers..

software ads..

i came across these while browsing..donno the exact site though...but some of them r really funny..

1.The man , The Machine, The Software - PeopleSoft VII"

2.Boy - "I am a PB boy"Girl - "I am a PB gal""
Badte bacho ke liye complete software - Powerbuilder""

3.Eat bugs, Sleep bugs.....Do only debugs"

4.Internet Programmer - "I got the ASP power , now u go get it!!!"

5."Microsoft office - Nothing official about it !!!"

6." Software ki raksha karta hein Norton Anti virus.... Software hai jaha, Norton Antivirus hein vaha..."

7.Project Manager - I want the code today....
Programmer - 2 minutes
"Programmer ka kaam kare asaan, Duniya bhar me hai iski shaan...VB....VB.....VB"

8.Project Manager - "Power objects is the secret of my programs"
Programmers - "Our programs"

9.Husband - Thak gaya hoon mein
Wife gives him instant coffee and says
To create instant miracle....Use Oracle !

cheers..

microsoft visual studio .NET 2003 prerequisites

this troubled me a lottt...the necessary prerequisites...oopphhh

(the below information is just to let the readers who do not know abt this....)

ok lemme start..... when u try installing this u might probably get an error
"Setup has detected that another program requires the computer to reboot. You must reboot the computer before installing Visual Studio .Net Prerequisites. Once the system reboots. you need to restart setup. Click OK to reboot. Click cancel to exit setup and install later."
the weird thing is that when u do this i.e, restart...the same thing happens...

the only thing u can do is install the prerequisites which are given in the CD or DVD....
among all those the important prerequisites u need are:

Microsoft FrontPage 2000 Web Extensions Client
Setup Runtime Files
(Microsoft Internet Explorer 6 Service Pack 1)
Microsoft .NET Framework 1.1
Microsoft Visual J# .NET Redistributable Package 1.1

if all the above are installed u can proceed for installation...
now these options are available in the folder WCU ..but there are also more besides these...
so i tried installing them seperately....(make sure u follow the order) i guess...
even after this if ur facing any problems...the last option is to install all the features....given in the folder...

there are many helpful articles provided at microsoft site...
(there is lot info abt this, got to say took a lot of time to know everythin reg. this.. )

cheers..

90 Online File Storage Services..

I came across this url on the net which gives a list of all the file storage services.
some of them are really cool....u can go thru it here

cheers..