software ads..

i came across these while browsing..donno the exact site though...but some of them r really funny..

1.The man , The Machine, The Software - PeopleSoft VII"

2.Boy - "I am a PB boy"Girl - "I am a PB gal""
Badte bacho ke liye complete software - Powerbuilder""

3.Eat bugs, Sleep bugs.....Do only debugs"

4.Internet Programmer - "I got the ASP power , now u go get it!!!"

5."Microsoft office - Nothing official about it !!!"

6." Software ki raksha karta hein Norton Anti virus.... Software hai jaha, Norton Antivirus hein vaha..."

7.Project Manager - I want the code today....
Programmer - 2 minutes
"Programmer ka kaam kare asaan, Duniya bhar me hai iski shaan...VB....VB.....VB"

8.Project Manager - "Power objects is the secret of my programs"
Programmers - "Our programs"

9.Husband - Thak gaya hoon mein
Wife gives him instant coffee and says
To create instant miracle....Use Oracle !

cheers..